hahaha as of right now my parents are watching that celebrity duets show. and Lucy lawless was being introduced and my mom was like who? and then she appeared on the tv and was like ooooooh sheena! LOL i cant stop laughing. oooo female parental unit. sheena ahahaha thats gold.
woke up
wins came over
had a hockey photo shoot
made hockey cards
went to maliks work
he wasnt there
went to his house
had a smoke
went to kp
went back to maliks
played with lightsaber
watched bret hart dvd
played with guitar
played with lightsaber
went home
faith picked me up
went to tims
met up with ray and jpeg
went driving around
went to tuxedo
went to lindenwoods
kicked a hamster
threw a can drink in someone convertible
stole bottled water out of someones garage
had a smoke and reminisced about what just happened
had a smoke
went home
what a fun filled day i had. i think that i enjoy myself too much. everytime i go out and no matter who im with and what i do, we always find ways to amuse ourselves. i guess that that is something that ……..ahahaha what a loser. im fucking awesome.
playing xbox
doing nothing
making decals
watching porn
smoking
doing nothing
giving change for carwash
bringing xbox to work
yelling at the fat cat when he tries to lick the peanut butter off my balls "ITS FOR THE FUCKING DOGS YOU FAT SHIT!"
watching japheth
holding hands with japheth
yelling at kids
calling people who dont answer or text back
cleaning up so we can make a bigger mess
yelling at the cat
giving the finger to the cat
yelling at the dogs
smoking
listening to the music stylings of will ferrell as robert goulet
watching videos on youtube.com
playing text twist
and theres more but i dont want to seem like a slacker
I don’t wanna go on a rant here but honestly people. It’s not "alot" it is actually "a lot". Something that I learned in school. Yes i learned something. It will forever remain in the back of my head with quotes from movies, tv shows and lyrics to stupid songs. Oh sometimes dances. If thats the only thing I remember from all my years of school, then there is something wrong with me. My friend Jayne once told me "Jonio if school were based on The Simpsons you would be the smartest guy in school." Lets say that school wasn’t school. Oh I dont know it was…Luke Skywalkers Jedi Academy. Do you think you would go everyday? Hell yeah I would. Apparently its not. If it were then that would be a different story and George Lucas would be the reason to go to church. If you havent seen Star Wars Episode III yet you’re probably in denial. Most people who dont like Star Wars dont know that they do like it…yet. Until some little green frog with big ears comes up to them and says "Go see Star Wars you will" and waves his hand in front of your face. And you reply "Go see Star Wars I will".
Ice cream is probably the only thing that i cant eat lots of. I once ate 3, yes 3, packages of bacon. Yes 3! In two days. Yes 3! That was before I was a heavy smoker though. I have no clue what that has to do with anything. There was this icident that lead me to believe I was getting fat…and lazy. I had only figured it out after I told people what I had done. I ate a big can of cheeseballs for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Fat because I ate a big can of cheeseballs that should have been meals of nutrious food. Lazy because I found the can when I woke up (I left beside me the night before so i wouldnt have to get it in the morning) and I was lying down that whole day eating cheeseballs for Russell Peters sake. Mmmm. Ifind it interesting that when I speak in pubic…..ahahaha public I cuss out any and everything that someone is talking about. When type stuff on the internet I tend not to. Picture a serious court room setting. "Your Honor. My client…would like to plead guilty!" Russell Peters very well may be the only Idian person whoever made you laugh. I don’t know about you all but he done did it for me. When I say Idian I am refering to the aboriginal peoples from the nation of Pakhistan. I can’t believe that Dave Chapplle didnt come out with his tv show a long time ago. Do you think that if Chris Tucker was in Next Friday would it have been the same? What If Craig wasn’t there to save Day Day from the African brother with the cd he couldnt get jiggy with? What if a guy married his mom? And had kids? He would have a son and a brother. What ever happened to all the other guys from NKOTB? Did Shredder really die at the end of TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze? What would happen if Stone Cold was still as physically fit as he was when he was The Ringmaster? What would happen if you found out that your dad was also your brother? Time for a smoke. I’ve been at this for 40 minutes. I also think that this book is amazing and I really enjoyed the pictures. But dont take my word for it. Duh-Na-Duh.
its nice outside!
