(8) when im alone in my room sometimes i stare at the wall and in the back of my mind i hear my conscience call”
I don’t wanna go on a rant here but honestly people. It’s not "alot" it is actually "a lot". Something that I learned in school. Yes i learned something. It will forever remain in the back of my head with quotes from movies, tv shows and lyrics to stupid songs. Oh sometimes dances. If thats the only thing I remember from all my years of school, then there is something wrong with me. My friend Jayne once told me "Jonio if school were based on The Simpsons you would be the smartest guy in school." Lets say that school wasn’t school. Oh I dont know it was…Luke Skywalkers Jedi Academy. Do you think you would go everyday? Hell yeah I would. Apparently its not. If it were then that would be a different story and George Lucas would be the reason to go to church. If you havent seen Star Wars Episode III yet you’re probably in denial. Most people who dont like Star Wars dont know that they do like it…yet. Until some little green frog with big ears comes up to them and says "Go see Star Wars you will" and waves his hand in front of your face. And you reply "Go see Star Wars I will".
Ice cream is probably the only thing that i cant eat lots of. I once ate 3, yes 3, packages of bacon. Yes 3! In two days. Yes 3! That was before I was a heavy smoker though. I have no clue what that has to do with anything. There was this icident that lead me to believe I was getting fat…and lazy. I had only figured it out after I told people what I had done. I ate a big can of cheeseballs for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Fat because I ate a big can of cheeseballs that should have been meals of nutrious food. Lazy because I found the can when I woke up (I left beside me the night before so i wouldnt have to get it in the morning) and I was lying down that whole day eating cheeseballs for Russell Peters sake. Mmmm. Ifind it interesting that when I speak in pubic…..ahahaha public I cuss out any and everything that someone is talking about. When type stuff on the internet I tend not to. Picture a serious court room setting. "Your Honor. My client…would like to plead guilty!" Russell Peters very well may be the only Idian person whoever made you laugh. I don’t know about you all but he done did it for me. When I say Idian I am refering to the aboriginal peoples from the nation of Pakhistan. I can’t believe that Dave Chapplle didnt come out with his tv show a long time ago. Do you think that if Chris Tucker was in Next Friday would it have been the same? What If Craig wasn’t there to save Day Day from the African brother with the cd he couldnt get jiggy with? What if a guy married his mom? And had kids? He would have a son and a brother. What ever happened to all the other guys from NKOTB? Did Shredder really die at the end of TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze? What would happen if Stone Cold was still as physically fit as he was when he was The Ringmaster? What would happen if you found out that your dad was also your brother? Time for a smoke. I’ve been at this for 40 minutes. I also think that this book is amazing and I really enjoyed the pictures. But dont take my word for it. Duh-Na-Duh.
